Thursday, 24 November 2011

Intentional Death and Ironic Racism


Earlier this year, for a video segment of my Edinburgh show, I appeared at The Comedy Store in character as ‘Tyson Moon, the son of a seventies comedian’.

The story thread in the show went that Tyson, the socially inadequate son of a comedian, was being groomed by his father to take his dad’s decades old act back onto today’s circuit to remind people how strong ‘old school’ comedy was.

The Kenny Moon character is broadly based on my dad Mike McCabe, himself a professional comedian who appeared on The Comedians, New Faces and other shows like that, back in the day.

To finish this segment  off, I decided to go and perform some of my dad’s dodgy old jokes (as well as some I’d heard told onstage on a trip to Benidorm earlier that year) at The Store’s Gong Show and pretty much die on purpose, so the footage could be aired as a VT as if it were taking place live.

I knew before going on that I was going to be politically incorrect and die on purpose, but I hadn’t anticipated the whole thing going on as long as it did. The footage below was actually edited to take some of the bigger laughs out, as it didn’t suit the character to do so well.

What was bizarre about the situation was going on, KNOWING I was going to die. That that was the intention…that I would turn the whole room against me and it was quite a unique feeling…a total lack of nerves and adrenaline, just a calm acceptance of the grim reality I was about to create for myself (via the detachment of being in character).

Literally going onstage was bizarre. It was like being in a trance. I had nothing to be afraid of because I was sprinting at the worst possible outcome head on. It’s quite hard to describe the feeling of being in a situation where the only way you can screw it up is by being good.

It’s actually a very liberating state and perhaps could lead to some good work, but I imagine that it’s something that’s very hard to artificially create onstage…a very genuine, ‘I don’t give a damn’ mentality.

I was allowed to do this by the Comedy Store management on the basis that I didn’t qualify for the final, as that wouldn’t be fair to the newer acts. ‘There is literally no chance of that happening.’ I said to Simon at the time, ‘if I’m still on after 3 minutes I’ll start doing some racist stuff’.

The ‘racist stuff’ in question was jokes I’d heard told this year in Benidorm. Myself and another comedian went over there to do some research and have a bit of fun (which we did), but I was staggered by some of the material I heard on a stage in 2011. Maybe it’s naïve of me but the experience was as close to being in a time warp as I think I will ever find myself…and it was all  getting big laughs too.

Part of my intention with this character was to show that these jokes…jokes that would end a TV comedian’s career today in a heartbeat…were really part of the norm just a few decades ago. The fact that they seemed to still be getting laughs today from certain people didn’t really occur to me so much at this point.

What surprised me…both during this show and in Edinburgh, was how well these jokes went down and the laughs they got. I’ve got no problem with it being funny in an ironic way and people laughing at the small-mindedness  of this character,(as this was my intention) but I did get one or two comments from people along the lines of ‘…yeah, you can’t say anything about them these days, can you?’ which kind of knocked me for six, as solidarity with people expressing this kind of view was the last thing I had intended. Again, maybe that was naïve of me.

I was thinking about developing this into a 20 minute set until I realised that it could well get people laughing for the wrong reasons and give people the wrong idea about me…namely that I was using a character as a veneer to enable me to tell these jokes in a format that could be deemed ‘acceptable’. 

There’s a lot more to this character than that…he’s the son of a narcissist who would only get attention and approval from his father when he appeared to take on his values wholesale, leading to him unquestioningly adopting viewpoints and opinions rooted in the seventies, including the issues mentioned above.  It’s a character rooted in an era he wasn’t ever around in in a hopeless quest for approval from his self-absorbed dad.

If I ever do anything else with this character beyond last year’s show, I have to make sure this point is well illustrated, otherwise I could come across as actually having the attitudes I’m attempting to lampoon.
Here’s the gig

Here’s a bit more background on the character

Thursday, 3 November 2011

The Story of MC Spitfire (adult content!!)

I was killing time on facebook recently and clicked on a mate's status update. Not a proper mate, just someone I met once through a friend and got on with. That doesn't matter...it lead me to the true and tragic story of MC Sptifire.

MC Spitfire was a drum n' bass MC a few years back who got in some kind of a feud with another MC of the same ilk. Their beef lead to the unknown 'beefee' luring MC Spitfire into a webcam chat under the pretence of being an ex girlfriend of his.

Despite having no return webcam feed of his own, MC Spitfire was convinced enough of her identity to masturbate on his own webcam feed, even going so far as to stick a finger up his own butt on camera. Sure enough, the guy posing as this girl subsequently posted this footage. All the details, incl pics are here

http://www.dogsonacid.com/showthread.php?t=631260&page=2

I don't know anything about him, drum and bass, mcing etc but it seems from the stuff I've read on the internet that his work as an MC was completely ruined from then on in and I was thinking to myself...how many professions would this damage to that extent?

If you were a celebrity chef, actor or comedian then doing this on camera would be pretty bad, but would it devastate your entire career to the extent that it seems to for poor Mr Spitfire? Probably not. Plenty of people have been caught out on webcams before, but I don't think it's ever been as graphic as actually fingering their own assholes.

Other professions affected to that extent by fingering footage...
MP? Yes
Teacher? Yes
Lawyer? Yes
Footballer? No, I doubt it. You'd get shit off the fans probably for a year or two then it would get forgotten about. I believe there's internet footage of keeper Thomas Sorenson getting far worse done to him floating about and it hasn't done him too much harm.
Comedian? No. (would be interesting to see how Stuart Lee would deal with it though.)
Actor? Not really (unless you were someone like Steven Seagal. I think he'd be screwed. It probably wouldn't do Danny Dyer too many favours either)
Director? No. They have historically got away with far, far worse.

Beyond positions of high moral responsibility it seems like the reason this would be so destructive to a high profile person's life and career is if they had a particular responsibility for being 'macho', which I guess drum n bass MC's do. I'm also guessing there aren't too many openly gay ones.

If footage had emerged of MC Spitfire slapping a girl around, bullying bullying old people or something similarly reprehensible, would he have had to cancel all of his gigs the way he had to? probably not. Chris Brown still gigs yet this guy has apparently completely disappeared from a comunity he was having success in.  

I guess there's something about sticking your fingers up yourself for sexual pleasure in the public eye that absolutely rules you out of being a credible MC